Another keynote came and went yesterday, and there was nothing I could
do after it was over. I couldn’t order the new iPhone 7, or upgrade my
current iPhone to iOS 10. I couldn’t buy the new Apple Watch, and even
the new iWork collaborative editing features are in new versions
“coming soon”. When I tried to download
the new Mario game, the App Store let me know I’d be notified when it
was available. After everything was announced yesterday, today I’m
wondering what the point of having the event when they did was.
There was once a time when you could download new apps or operating
systems as soon as the keynote was over. I specifically remember Steve
saying more than once “… and it’s available today”. For the past few
years we haven’t been getting that. At best the new features are coming
in a couple of weeks, or at worst at some undefined time, presumably so
far in the future that they can’t nail down a specific date.
It’s good to ship products when they are ready and not at an arbitrary
keynote date, but Apple used to be better at coordinating those times to
all coincide. By not having anything available on day one, Apple misses
out on the consumer excitement it generates by having these events in
the first place. At least, I’m not as excited today as I was yesterday.
After they keynote was over if I had the ability to order a new Series
Two Apple Watch, I almost certainly would have. After giving it a day to
think it over, now I’m not as convinced that I need one. I’ll probably
wait for the first few reviews to come in and see how much of an upgrade
it is.
Perhaps this is another sign of Apple’s confidence and maturity as a
massive global corporation. It’s possible that the internal workings of
scheduling all the moving parts is impossible to line up correctly. It
used to be we only had the one platform and one operating system, the
Mac and OS X. Now we
have the Mac, iPad, iPhone, Apple Watch, and Apple TV; macOS, iOS, tvOS,
and watchOS, as well as iCloud to tie everything together, and the
multiple services Apple provides. Now add the complexities of global
shipping and coordinating their retail stores around the world, and I
can start to make out why it might not all line up the same as it used
to.
However, it doesn’t change the fact that the event came and went, and
after it was over there was nothing I could do but read about what’s
coming.
iPhone 7
I upgrade every two years on the “S” cycle, so on the off years, like
this one, I get a glimpse of what’s coming when I do decide to upgrade.
Overall the new iPhone seems like a great upgrade. I think they’ve taken
appropriate steps to mitigate the uproar over removing the headphone
jack by both including an adapter and setting a reasonable price for
replacements. I’ve got at least another year with my current iPhone 6S,
so by the time I’m ready to upgrade the story won’t be a story anymore.
More concerning is removing the physical home button and replacing it
with a 3D Touch area. This is one of those things that I really hope
works well, but since I haven’t been impressed with 3D Touch on the 6S,
I’m skeptical of how well it’ll work for the most-used button on the
phone. How fast will it respond to double-clicking for the app switcher?
The exiting 3D Touch app switcher, where you press on the side of the
phone is terrible, I never know if I’m about to damage my phone or what
amount of pressure to apply. I find it unreliable enough that I don’t
use it. Again, hopefully by the 7S model this will be resolved. Better
camera, better color, faster CPU, all good things.
AirPods
I already lost them in the couch. Then another pair went through the
wash. I’ll probably not be getting these.
Apple Watch Series 2
I wear a fitbit most days, but I run with my phone strapped to my arm,
tracking my runs with the Nike+ Run Club app. When the Apple Watch was
first announced being able to run without my phone was the first thing
that came to mind, but the hardware wasn’t ready yet. The Watch didn’t
have the ability to accurately track distance without GPS, so it still
needed to be paired with the phone, which defeated the purpose for what
I wanted it for. Now that GPS has finally been added I’m seriously
thinking about getting one to replace my fitbit as a personal fitness
coach and tracker, but I’m going to want to hear how it works for a few
other people first.
That the watch is waterproof now is nice, but not a big deal for me.
Sometimes I run in the rain, and not having to worry about my phone
getting wet would be nice, but I haven’t swam for a few years. I suppose
if I ever start training for a triathlon it’ll come in handy.
I use Nike’s apps, and have for about 1640 miles, but that Nike-branded
Apple Watch was just plain ugly. No way I’m putting down any money for
that band. The pure white Nike band looks acceptable, but still not as
nice as the black sport band.
Assorted Nuts
The enhancements to iWork would have been more interesting to me a few
years ago when I was in grad school. I had to write a few collaborative
papers, and the only way to do it at the time was Google Docs, but I
would have much rather worked in Pages. Of course, I still probably
would have had to use Google Docs because the other students I worked
with weren’t on Macs.
The Mario game looks like fun, I’ll buy it when it comes out, but what
I’m really looking forward to is a proper Zelda adventure. We’ll see how
far Nintendo’s commitment to iOS goes.
I could have done without Tim Cook singing, but the skit was fine.
Better than previous attempts have been.
I quipped on Twitter that Phil Schiller reminded me of the Cowardly Lion
from the Wizard of Oz when he started talking about courage. It does
take some amount of courage to “push the human race forward”, and if
Apple has to do it one port at a time, then I’m on board for the ride. I
just think they could have found a better way to come across, a better
way to convey their reasoning and the purpose behind the change. I’m not
going to miss the port, as long as I’ve got headphones I’m fine, but I
use either a bluetooth speaker or the built in speakers more often than
the headphones, especially now that I’m not driving to work every day
and listening to podcasts in the car.
Yesterday’s announcements were about what was expected, Mario being the
notable exception. There was not a lot for me, personally, to get
excited about. I’m in the market for a new Mac, so I’m hoping for a
refresh next month. Then maybe I’ll get excited.